Lottery Win

I've won the lottery!

. . . excuse me while I count my money! 

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR . . . . . . .  

s m i l i n g . . . . . . . . . . . . . 

Still counting . . . . . . 

Perhaps some long lost relatives will now be starting to crawl out of the woodwork LOL

Well I've added a bit more . . . .
First my comment:
"Just wanted to see if this news boosted my comment tally and my followers! LOL"

Well the experiment has worked. So far I have had a passing Heron fly in, a retired teacher with a lot of smiles visiting several times, a supremo artist/writer/journalist/you name it and she can do wonderfully, a sister, me (several times), a hound dog LOL, a chef/cookbook writer who might be Bonnie in Bonnie & Clyde plus her friend, a mysterious lady called Cleo - the latter two want me to fly over to help spend my money and say they will send a limo for starters!!  What next I wonder! I've just bought the tickets!

That is so far!! . . . . . a very encouraging experiment but wait until the news really breaks in the tabloids LOL

Three Class Distinctions

I dug out a favourite and famous John Cleese YouTube showing the typical Great British class distinctions, as made popular by the mad Monti Python team. With him are Ronnie Barjer and Ronnie Corbett who later starred in the blockbuster The Two Ronnies TV series

And then I found a more recent skit on it, featuring Stephen Fry with Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett.

No offence meant I am sure with reference to the French.  I have some great French pals.

Dave Allen on Telling The Time

Absolutely amazing hilarity!!

A masterpiece of teaching a kid to tell the time!!  . . . enjoy!

And after that an Eddie joke, sorry:

Q.  What goes tick tock, tick tock, wuff wuff?

A.  A watch dog